- ...When a guy tries to be romantic by taking you on a drive overlooking the whole of the city after a date, but when you park up it turns out to be a dogging spot
- ..When you're hanging out with a guy and his female friend who he's 'in love with but can't be with' turns up and they disappear for an hour - leaving you - and return crying. And then you still hook up anyway. Then about 5 years later tries to snog you in full view of your boyfriend when you bump into him at a club and he insists on 'saying hello'!
- ...When a guy doesn't buy you birthday, Christmas or anniversary presents (apart from mushrooms and yes I mean the food and not the drugs!)
- ...When a guy spends the whole date talking about how he has dandruff and makes you watch a long-ass movie which is basically about two guys getting high - then doesn't make a move on you anyway
- ...When a guy takes four months to ask you out on a date
- ...When a guy would rather spend time with his friends then comfort you after your grandad has passed away
- ...When a guy invites you out clubbing then spends the night dividing his time between kissing and dancing with you and two other girls, all out of view from each other
- ...When a guy who's name you can't remember ends up back at yours simply because you thought it was sweet that he bought you a pizza when you dropped your original one when drunk
- ...When a guy rings you 50+ times every day for a week and won't stop texting you
- ...When a guy disappears off the face of the earth for about 3 months and some randomer has his phone
(But at least they were all experiences and I have learned/will learn from them. And in addition, at least 3/4's of the guys mentioned here were very, very hot!)
