Sunday, January 1, 2012

Hi, a stereotype


Very long ago weren't seen. Here days. However, to rejoice there is especially nothing.
And so it is clear: as soon as the door of a bedroom will be closed and the matrimonial bed is spread, you, my dear, will be much earlier its erection and my desire, directly as his mother on New Year's Eve: «And I here have thought, I will arrange as I to the children sjurprii-and-and-from!»
Here is how exists such men, at which such mums so there are also such people at which — stereotypes.

One my friend, for example, the first time has made love to the man in the car — yes, difficultly, yes, not free, but it is the first time, and the man was good and skilled. Besides: it was married, and consequently in the car there was a second, third, fifth and forty fifth time too.

As a result to it already under forty, and it can terminate only on a back seat of the car. The husband doesn't understand till now that it for anomaly such.
I know one fellow: it has been meekly enamoured of the teacher. Hormones, passion, its photo stolen from a school honor roll on which he fiercely frigged long winter, spring and summer evenings …
Now it categorically doesn't transfer, when the wife (very similar to the teacher, by the way) lays down in bed without a make-up and an uncombed hairdress. It is necessary, that all was, as on an honor roll: a bang, a hair parting, a collar and to see obligatory the person. That is on an honor roll such kinds don't hang out any oral caresses-.
And one more sob-story read by me on one of forums. The boy has been completely enamoured of the stepmother, and that, not be, over the stepson writhing from passion, with might and main mocked: forced feet to it to the knees and asked to shear to it fingernails.
What she-devil, and? I wouldn't guess. Clearly, the fellow became crazy and from these feet, and from these fingernails, and from this pose, and from its accessible inaccessibility …
Also what you think? Whether its present wife is glad to that fact, what sex with the loved spouse can happen only after it to it standing will cut fingernails?
Though you impose them, these damned fingernails, grow slowly … And to have sex in the same pose sitting on the brink of a sofa with the lifted up feet for five years has bothered ….
Speak, if there was at you a personal stereotype, write was gone: without the doctor you will not be satisfied. That is, probably, your partner the first half a year also will be ready to suffer some strangenesses and to carry out some requests, but, first, longly to do it difficultly, and secondly, it after all too not the orphan, at it, probably, and the stereotype in a stomach turns ….
In a word, citizens, don't disdain the help of sexopathologists — without them the third of a bedroom you will not throw out