Sunday, January 1, 2012

That should not see the man

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That should not see the man
Our men — they beings nervous. Though also blood-thirsty.
In it they are very strongly similar to small children: that it costs nothing to play weeks war and to thrash the friend to the friend heavy sticks, but to think that the favourite teacher too walks in a toilet is an insult for them. How, the teacher — and too in a toilet? Where then world justice?

For this reason there are whole lists of that the woman should not do at the man. Even if she not the teacher, and simply the girl-friend.
So, the man should not see:
1. As the woman is engaged in exhausting sports. It is admitted: slow jog on beautiful quay in a brand new suit and white trainers, joint ski walk or pool on days off.
Are absolutely inadmissible: weights, dumbbells, knee-bends, force training apparatus and other adaptations on which the woman looks sweaty, red, встрепанной and superstrong.
2. As the woman removes in apartment. A type of the out of breath, foamy beauty with a foamy mop and a golden broom, tell, does not excite.
Therefore cleaning, girls, should do men. Personally me, for example, the brawny macho removing a dust from under a sofa in an interesting pose, gets at once!
3. As the woman is colored. There is no need the man know that this peach skin and pitch eyelashes — at all your own happiness.
Let he thinks that it you always at him such fresh.
4. As the woman has a shave. In any places.
5. As the woman grows thin. Keep in mind, expensive future harmonous mine: to grow thin it is necessary silently, or — not to grow thin at all.
Therefore as your eternal talks about calories and centimeters induce the man on the insulting jokes, inadequate acts and greedy sights at the side, there, where the burdened carefree beauties, and some of them — even donuts walk nothing.
6. As the woman is controlled with spacers. Speak, it generally a show not for the refined natures.
The decent lady does not show to the man even not unpacked subjects of personal hygiene, and the does not force the boy friend to follow them in a supermarket more.
Understood?
Well, and now — frankly. I do not know, how you, and I test especially thrills when my beloved helps me to do plain эпиляцию, brings any unprecedented spacers, peeps because of a shoulder in my small mirror or tries to put on my person an acoustical cream.
In a word, when he sees that the real man should not see.
And about cleaning — here I completely with myself agree.